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After briefly trying to revive the push to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, President Trump agreed on Monday to put aside the idea until after the 2020 elections. Mitch McConnell, the Senate majority leader, had told Trump firmly that Congress would not be willing to take up any such legislation before then.
Stephen Colbert crowed about the news, reminding viewers that Republicans have repeatedly been unable to come up with a successful plan to replace the health care bill that they spent years criticizing under President Barack Obama.
“Remember ‘repeal and replace’? ‘We’re going to repeal and replace’? Well, after nine years, they still haven’t gotten around to the ‘replace’ part. They have no plan. In fact, not only do they not have a plan, there is no plan to make a plan. So they may not have a plan to make a plan, but they are working hard on a plan for you to never find out that they will never have had a plan.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, referring to an article in The Washington Post
Addressing reporters on Tuesday, Trump said: “When the plan comes out, which we’ll be showing you at the appropriate time, it’s much better than Obamacare.” Colbert mimicked Trump, poking fun at him for boasting of a plan that seemed not to exist.
“Trust me, desperately sick people, just keep breathing. Tell your diabetes to sit tight in your pancreases until some later time. And I promise, you or your next of kin will love it.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, impersonating Trump‘HealtCare’
Trump attempted to move on gracefully from the health care discussion, insisting on Twitter that his Republican colleagues will eventually prevail on the issue. But there was a glaring problem with one of his tweets, as Jimmy Fallon pointed out.
“He wrote, ‘The Republican Party will be known as the Party of great HealtCare.’ He spelled it ‘HealtCare,’ yeah. Trump’s cut so much from health care that now he’s just taking letters.” — JIMMY FALLON
“He misspelled health care. Also, it turns out this whole time he’s actually wanted to build a whale.” — SETH MEYERS
Fallon also took issue with another tweet Trump sent early Tuesday morning as part of a larger barrage.
“He wrote, ‘The best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico is President Donald J. Trump.’ Puerto Rico was like, ‘Sir, April Fools’ Day was yesterday.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Researchers from NASA and the European Space Agency are seeking female applicants for a study on weightlessness that will pay women ,000 to lie in bed for 60 days. Said Trump, ‘Wow, I paid like seven times that for one day.’” — SETH MEYERS, showing a picture of Trump with Stormy Daniels
“A new report just confirmed that the Curiosity Rover detected methane on Mars. Although, you know what they say: ‘He who detected it ejected it.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Scientists have discovered that dubstep music has been found to protect against mosquito bites by delaying host attack, reducing blood feeding and disrupting mating. But it’s specifically music by Skrillex. Researchers also concluded that they’d rather just get malaria.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Jimmy Fallon crowdsourced baby photos from his viewers, then turned them into memes.
Two of Meyers’s writers, Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel, regularly step in to help him avoid offending his entire audience. (They do the dirty work for him.)What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Jimmy Fallon will get together with his old pal — and fellow Trump impersonator — Alec Baldwin on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”Also, Check This Out
The comedian Hannah Gadsby’s last stand-up special, “Nanette,” was a smash hit. She has every reason to be worried about crafting a strong follow-up. But she isn’t. “I don’t care if this fails,” she said in an interview. “I’m going to take certain risks again.”
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权威太阳网心水论坛香港“【那】【你】【说】【一】【说】，【白】【县】【令】【最】【后】【一】【次】【出】【城】【是】【什】【么】【时】【候】？【除】【了】【你】【们】【逃】【命】【的】【那】【一】【次】。” 【二】【吉】【愣】【了】【一】【下】，【仔】【细】【回】【忆】【了】【半】【天】【后】【才】【道】：“【似】【乎】【是】【在】【那】【之】【前】【的】【半】【个】【月】【左】【右】，【好】【像】【是】【四】【月】？” “【你】【不】【用】【记】【具】【体】【的】【时】【间】，【告】【诉】【我】，【那】【天】【和】【白】【县】【令】【一】【起】【出】【城】【的】【都】【有】【谁】？” “【有】【我】，【还】【有】【何】【县】【丞】【和】【县】【衙】【的】【杜】【大】【哥】。”【二】【吉】【努】【力】【的】【回】【想】【着】
【冷】【昭】【毓】【将】【一】【切】【想】【得】【非】【常】【好】，【而】【这】【些】【也】【是】【他】【最】【初】【的】【打】【算】。 【不】【过】，【在】【离】【开】【前】，【他】【必】【须】【要】【带】【上】【一】【个】【人】。【尽】【管】【这】【个】【人】【已】【经】【没】【多】【大】【用】【处】，【但】【关】【键】【时】【候】，【还】【可】【以】【作】【为】【人】【质】【可】【以】【用】【来】【威】【胁】【人】。 【没】【错】，【这】【个】【人】【就】【是】【他】【对】【外】【的】【妻】【子】，【白】【诗】【娴】。 【仅】【用】【了】【十】【多】【分】【钟】，【冷】【昭】【毓】【便】【将】【一】【切】【收】【拾】【妥】【当】，【之】【后】，【他】【拉】【着】【一】【个】【小】【型】【行】【李】【箱】【来】【到】【白】
“【你】【好】，【我】【是】【林】【佳】【佳】【的】【未】【婚】【夫】【林】【鹏】【飞】。” 【林】【鹏】【飞】【上】【前】【一】【步】，【伸】【出】【手】【握】【住】【赵】【源】【的】【手】【说】【道】。 “【未】【婚】【夫】？” 【赵】【源】【愣】【了】【下】，【诧】【异】【地】【看】【着】【林】【鹏】【飞】。 【很】【快】【就】【反】【应】【过】【来】，【微】【笑】【地】【说】【道】：“【这】【位】【小】【兄】【弟】，【你】【真】【会】【开】【玩】【笑】。” 【在】【娱】【乐】【公】【司】【能】【做】【到】【赵】【源】【这】【个】【位】【置】，【都】【已】【经】【是】【人】【精】【了】，【喜】【怒】【不】【形】【于】【色】，【虽】【然】【很】【不】【高】【兴】，【但】【一】
【她】【过】【去】【时】，【姜】【茴】【已】【经】【在】【翘】【首】【以】【盼】，【接】【过】【她】【递】【来】【的】【文】【件】【后】【就】【想】【打】【开】，【卿】【颜】【抬】【手】【按】【住】【她】【要】【打】【开】【文】【件】【袋】【的】【手】【说】【道】“【别】【看】。” 【姜】【茴】【神】【情】【微】【愣】，【看】【清】【她】【眼】【底】【的】【神】【色】，【担】【心】【会】【引】【起】【卿】【颜】【的】【难】【堪】，【姜】【茴】【最】【终】【没】【有】【打】【开】【文】【件】【袋】。 【她】【郑】【重】【的】【对】【卿】【颜】【说】【道】“【这】【份】【文】【件】【我】【会】【让】【靳】【垣】【转】【交】【给】【弗】【兰】·【艾】【利】【斯】。” 【卿】【颜】【东】【西】【交】【给】【她】【都】，【就】【不】权威太阳网心水论坛香港【叶】【画】【蝶】【吃】【了】【早】【餐】【了】，【林】【瀚】【泽】【还】【没】【有】【回】【来】。 【叶】【锡】【钧】【开】【始】【各】【种】【抱】【怨】，【还】【说】【照】【顾】【好】【小】【蝶】，【却】【跑】【路】【云】【云】。 【叶】【画】【蝶】【担】【心】【着】，【林】【叔】【叔】【不】【会】【遇】【到】【什】【么】【意】【外】【吧】？ 【直】【至】【叶】【锡】【钧】【联】【系】【好】【陶】【医】【生】【做】【检】【查】，【准】【备】【办】【理】【出】【院】【手】【续】【了】，【林】【瀚】【泽】【才】【匆】【匆】【地】【赶】【过】【来】。 【小】【蝶】【可】【以】【出】【院】【了】，【大】【家】【都】【很】【高】【兴】。 【戴】【敏】【文】【早】【有】【准】【备】，【给】【小】【蝶】【换】【了】【一】
“【喜】【欢】【你】” “【喜】【欢】【你】.” .. 【三】【个】【字】【好】【像】【断】【章】【一】【样】【在】【脑】【海】【里】【不】【停】【地】【回】【放】【着】。 【倏】【然】【感】【觉】【身】【边】【的】【某】【人】，【就】【那】【么】【一】【直】【僵】【硬】【的】【挺】【立】【着】，【顾】【妖】【妖】【不】【由】【好】【笑】【的】【伸】【出】【自】【己】【的】【小】【手】【轻】【轻】【戳】【了】【一】【下】【某】【人】【健】【硕】【的】【胸】【膛】。 【感】【觉】【到】【小】
“【奉】【领】【主】【命】【令】，【自】【然】【历】9【年】9【月】23【至】29【日】，【连】【续】7【天】【武】【力】【演】【习】，【扫】【荡】【迷】【雾】【森】【林】【魔】【兽】，【另】，【城】【门】【外】【建】【筑】【一】【律】【外】【迁】，【随】【后】【内】【政】【官】【会】【单】【独】【通】【知】” 【南】【林】【镇】【上】【不】【仅】【张】【贴】【告】【示】，【还】【有】【士】【兵】【骑】【马】【在】【街】【上】【宣】【传】，【一】【时】【间】【传】【的】【沸】【沸】【扬】【扬】。 【城】【内】【各】【个】【角】【落】【都】【在】【讨】【论】【子】【爵】【老】【爷】【最】【新】【政】【令】，【各】【种】【猜】【测】【也】【随】【之】【流】【传】。 【杰】【克】【酒】【馆】。
“【嗯】？！”【奎】【恩】【发】【出】【了】【震】【惊】【的】【鼻】【音】，【完】【全】【顾】【不】【上】【阿】【尔】【达】【逾】【越】【的】【举】【动】，【走】【下】【王】【座】【来】【到】【阿】【尔】【达】【身】【前】，【大】【声】【道】：“【你】【说】【什】【么】！？” 【阿】【尔】【达】【自】【然】【是】【不】【敢】【撒】【谎】【的】，【而】【且】【也】【没】【打】【算】【撒】【谎】，【所】【以】【他】【一】【五】【一】【十】【的】【把】【自】【己】【的】【经】【历】【和】【见】【闻】【都】【说】【给】【了】【奎】【恩】【国】【王】【听】。 【从】“【鹰】【眼】【监】【察】【者】”【系】【统】【突】【然】【崩】【溃】，【到】【从】【新】【恢】【复】，【再】【到】【他】【看】【到】【的】【每】【一】【处】【教】